|hey kids, im new. you guys cookin bacon?
||[May. 28th, 2005|01:52 am]
meat eaters anonymous
|||||sizzling bacon on a grill||]|
holla holla holla holla!
i broke into this mutha fucka like donkey kong!
and to initiate myself into this community, i shall compose a rhyme:
this ones called 'bacon or bust'
6 in the morn chilin at my crib
found a bag of bacon, and proceeded to nib
im like, daaamn! this shit dont taste like bacon
oh wait, the package has this lady with tofu on her apron
so i opened my window and threw the shit out
cause im ailin for some bacon and there aint no doubt
hopped in my ride and turned the key
god damnit! why is bacon all i can see!
i finally read something written on a package
says "canadian bacon", with a picture of fred savage
i bust back home and start up da grill
cause i gotsta have my bacon, or im gonna get ill!
hope ya guys like it! :)